IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....

imagine you have a siamese twin. your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. you're not. he has a date coming over tonight.


you only have one ass.

WAHAHAHA. hadi is one cibai fuck. i miss you larhss. =))) i feel better already.


there's this strong smoke smell coming from the neighbour's downstairs and it's really polluting this whole room up because the balcony window is totally bare and open. and it's choking the shit out of me. guess what i'm doing up and going at this hour?!! guess larh!! i'm finally done with my arts app power point presentation woohoo! henri matisse is one gatal bitch because he loves to paint naked women. oooh. mom drove me to school this morning and that one hour of retail prac with mr jeff ho the spastic went on just fine. i think all my male tutors are weird. they're too weird to be tutors i swear. mr jeff ho keeps on picking on chek meng eversince last year and we all think he has a crush on him. i mean, jeff ho is gay right? is he? well atleast his shirt is pink.. and he kept on giggling during class and even warned us..


"i havent taken my medication this morning so please class...don't do this to me, i might turn crazzzeeee...!!"


wtf? sir are u ok?


then the other day mr alan roche was complaining to chek meng (again of all students?!) that he was thirsty due to the brownies he bought during ccn.


"sorry sir, i don't have any cum today,"


and my tutor just stood there and SMIILED. arhhhhh seme cikgu aku gila!!


and the three bitchessss didnt turn up for lecture this morning (naq you as well because you late orh!) so i made the wisest decision i can ever possibly make - skip it and skip my way to anep's place! hehehehe... i love going to his place because over there, he makes me feel like queen! i like the way he lets me lay around anywhere i want, the way he lets me plug loud music in his room and lets me mess up his bed. and especially how he loves the way i snore. (i think?) wahahah. sorry can't help it that i've got tonsils so when i snored this afternoon, i think he actually covered my mouth with his hands omigod fuck anep did you actually do that?! or was it just a dream, no wait gosh i think he really did that. shall give him a call later. i love how his arms are so comforting and how my head fits perfectly on his chest. how he lets me lose myself in his smell and the way he lets my fingers run through his hair. and of course i love how haziq is always around. i mean, i've always wanted a little brother. *shrugs. and the best part is, when i'm hungry, he'll fry me eggs just the way i want it. i love how my boyfriend spoils me. my mum always warned me if i don't start learning how to cook any sooner, no one would want to marry me. but anep cooks so what's the problem....right?




right.

well baby, eight years ago...who would've thought? ;)