1) Hi HI find you pleasant & interesting, like to get to know you better. cheers, david

2) Hmm, let’s see..something profound..to get your attention..
The best way to show that I stand out from the crowd
Is a poem.

No, that's no good..What about some self praise..

Act within the hour
And I'll also include a
Free sense of humor.

No, no, no, that's no good at all..hmnn..What about this?

A single asian male
Dependable, low mileage,
Geez!What am I? A car?

Hmm, maybe some dating advice..

Always be careful
If you laugh at all his jokes
You’ll end up in bed.

No, definitely not.Please wait while I slap myself,
Thank you for your patience. Maybe..Oh well..
I have bled my best.
If you're chuckling or smiling
Feel free to respond..

3) Can I get to know You?
I'm Chinese 26 tis year!
Interested in You!
My Name is Wayne...
If Can add me at:
h2oweide@hotmail.com
Thank You

4) Apparently, I stumbled upon your myspace profile. Well, apparently. And it doesn't do me justice and brain space if I start arguing with myself whether to send you a message or not. So here I am sending you a message and the arguements have stopped.

Thank you.
I am cured.

Regards,
Zul
ch33na@hotmail.com
-Hear from you in the next 5mins.-
:)

5) hey, sorry to send you a random message, but i thought you'd look cool to talk to..soo how are you? also...if you have a microphone for your computer, um, can i hear you burp? please? i think it would be cute ^_^

6) Wow, you're hot. will you come to the U.S. and have my babies




EH KIMEK. SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY PROFILE IS IT? I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO LEAVE THEIR EMAILS OUT, SO PLEASE IF YOU WILL, FEEL FREE.



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